Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
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