Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
