Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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