school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
My vagina just recognized that song.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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