My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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