Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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