If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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