I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
