does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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