Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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