I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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