I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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