I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
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