He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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