sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
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