OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
