@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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