It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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