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Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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