i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
is that a dick in a sweater?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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