so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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