Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Randomize
