I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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