felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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