I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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