Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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