carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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