hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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