Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Randomize