This is not my ceiling
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Randomize
