my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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