he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Randomize