Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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