if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
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