just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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