They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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