Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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