i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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