Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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