its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
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