I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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