You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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