I need help removing her.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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