summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
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