I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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