i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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