Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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