I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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