Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I'm both gender and math confused
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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