They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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