im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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