Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
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