Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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